| Show THE OFFSET REVOLUTION Yes it is The next question is extremely important It always flusters them no end IsnthatCommunist front organization Silence at the other end of the line Thengasp What did you say understand that the XYZ Company isCommunist front organization DidnI read that the FBI was investigating you Oh no he stutters The XYZ Company iscompletely legitimate company Thatwhat all the Communist front companies say tell him Well you can check us out if you want Whatthe address of your Better Business Bureau ask Alsoll have to getrelease from your local John Birch Society beforell know you re legitimate can tell by the tone of his voice that hetiring of the whole affair By the way ask where did you get my name That doesnmatter he answers Well maybe it doesnto you but it does to me m concerned about how my name gets on the mailing list of so many Communist front organizations What if the FBI is listening in on this phone call and comes after me for talking to you At this pointsense heabout to cut the conversation short Not wanting that to happen untilve cost him all the long distance time possible ask What did you say you were selling ve forgotten he says Oh yes we havespecial for this week only Now herehow you terminate you do is just say Yes eagerly You donhang up What Then when he gets going good you put the phone down on the desk and walk away to go about your regular work Aftercouple minutes you come back If hestill talking just put the phone down again If he hung up and the phone is buzzing just put it back on the hook Sometimeswishcould see the other end of the line d 237 Digital image 2005 Marriott Library University of Utah Al rights reserved |
