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Show Official Sissykisser award, Bud Poulton has it; the Greeks have a name for it. Sec. 3. Design of Award and Eligibility of Individuals: Clause 1. Athletic Awards-A student shall go out for football for several weeks in the Spring; he shall get a job digging sewers during the summer to keep in condition; he shall work his shoulders and arms to the bone every afternoon for three months during the Fall; he shall be lucky enough to get in six full quarters of football in conference games; and he shall be given a measly red sweater with a bit of towel on the front. It's a wonder more of the boys don't go to some school where they pay the bone-brains. A. Football design. Cleat marks on left cheek, right cheek, and outer stomach. B. Basketball design. A gay ensemble of grimy brows, hairy legs, and skittering feet, touched off with sphere-propelling, frantically flaying arms. A ducky outfit. C. Track design. Quick footprints against the sands of time. PHI PI PHI "Whoops! They've got a double garage. But how about the plummin', eh, Elmer?" The 3-P's boast of inventing the Ballyhoo game. "I'll get in the bathtub and you Burb." One of Scotch alums who had an automobile married a woman who had gas on her stomach. And thus the Phi Pi Phi's closed another year of merrymaking. L. Cox, wearer of award with no relief. The NEWHOUSE HOTEL Mrs. J. H. Waters, President A meeting place that most collegians treasure in their memory of many good times. Popular dining and cafeteria service ... at popular prices. W. E. Sutton General Manager C. W. West Asst. General Mgr. Heber Nielson, President J. P. Creer, Vice-President W. J. Eldredge, Sec. and Treas. Utah-Idaho School Supply Co. 155-157 South State St. Salt Lake City, Utah 'EVERYTHING FOR OFFICE AND SCHOOL" Page Three Hundred Forty-eight |
