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Show PI BETA PHI The Pi Phis were as usual-unusual. Or as the school's correspondent would exclaim, "Lips, Hips, Pips!" The Pi Phis are said to be in their infancy, but you'd never suspect it by most of their jargon. We know several Pi Phis who believe the dimmer the porch light the greater the scandal power. KAPPA SIGMA "A Kappa Sigma must be born and not made." I don't know of any environment that could turn them out. The fact that there are so many of them bears out that theory propounded by Prof. Steward of the "deterioration of the species." ICE CREAM in Bulk-Brick or Special Fancy Molds Complete Your Parties With the Best ARTICLE V. Sec. 1. Amendments-These are very good things. They make a constitution bulkier and less readable. And when a constitution is less readable, people aren't going to be reading it and getting up on things and obeying rules and whatnot, which would certainly be awful. Sec. 2. In order to have an amendment it takes nine months or so to decide to have a ballot to have the amendment. Students are then told how to vote, so they vote the opposite way and the amendment, usually a very fine one, they say, doesn't become an amendment. This pleases the administration very much. They are tired of amendments, too. ARTICLE VI. Section hand. This constitution shall take effect, at my rate, have it's effect, upon the approval, or disapproval, of the student body, the faculty, and the Board of Regents, under the provisions provided, say, how would you like to go out with me and get a glass of beer now? We'll tackle this later. Sec. 2. The university gymnasium is a monstrosity. It doesn't smell as bad as the Zoology Museum, though. Sec. 3. The constitution of the associated students of the University of Utah was never very strong. And since we began to read it, it has become very ill. So have we. Well, we gotta go now. We gotta find a place where we can be sick. Really, Mrs. Mallinkrodt, he actually threatens to take the corsages off the girls. HALL'S CARAMEL NUT BAR WAYNE M. FASSELL Distributor of Well Made in Salt Lake City v n r ,. 7 Known Confections Page Three Hundred Thirty-one |