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Show SHE WONT LET ME HAVE A KE SIGMA CHI Oh, mighty wearer of the blue and white cross! They still have that shingle hanging out of the garret window, "Siguests deserve the best." Did you ever notice that when a Sig meets a Beta one will always bum a durham from the other. Their table by the way is open to Mr. and Mrs. University and all their kids @ 60 per hour. Cues furnished, you cueties. ALUMNI The Alumni Association was organized for the sole purpose of holding an annual banquet, where folks can easily exchange old Faery-Felts for Dobbs and "Three Flights Up and Save" for Hickey-Freeman overcoats. R. S. Hart, of the old school of collegians, is prexy of the association. However, Douglas Woodruff, manager of the Union Building, is in reality the umph behind the Alumni clan. Woodruff's suite in the Union is the only one properly decorated, with pictures, with rugs, smoking stands, and radio. The radio was donated by an Alumnus and is not receiving so well so don't call. They generally manage to attend the home football games in a body. After the game they bury the body. They bring comfortable blankets, generally stuffed with 'youknowhat' and purchase for their lady friend a "Mum," to keep mum. The Alums take credit for building the Union and upholding the spirit of Utah throughout the ages, but 4 out 5 Alums don't know all the words to "Utah Man!" }\ es Anderson and Jay Glen, also alumni, once filled thrones of mighty are now a memory and heard of only in Pi Kap. Phi Delt bull sessions. FOR YOUR BANKING CONNECTION . . . FOR AN INTERESTED BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OF YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN ... Select WALKER BANK & TRUST COMPANY SALT LAKE CITY Established 1859 Incorporated 1903 Member Federal Reserve System COMPLIMENTS American Can Co. Page Three Hundred Forty |