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Show Lest we forget, this is T. E. "Ted" Moss, Yoo Hoo, I'm on your side. Have you voted yet? GENERAL INFORMATION FRESHMAN RULES Freshmen are to start out seriously and conscientiously, only to learn that all other students are not serious and conscientious. Freshmen must eat lunch at the Sigma Nu house. Freshmen must learn to sissy-kiss in the halls, and apple-polish in the classrooms. Underclassmen are denied the ability to grow a mustache. Class rivalry must be expressed by kidnapping, excessive painting, and binnick-at-head-throwing. Freshmen must be socked six-bits for a "regulation" Frosh cap. Whether they wear it or not is immaterial. THE LIBRARY The library was made for students who would rather sit than stand. When the Pump is overcrowded, students may filter into the library, there to continue their amour-ous, lackadaisical, or story-telling conversations. Students should not be surprised at being fined small sums occasionally. The university must be run. UNION BUILDING The Union Building is a big, bleak place which Doug Woodruff uses for an office. It is used for Matinee Dances. Matinee Dances are Barb dances. If you dance like Dick Bennett and Ginger Allison you get thrown out. You gotta dance correct. When in the Union Building, dance as the Roselanders do. The Union Building is pretty near a success. The Phi Delts would have liked to use it for a fraternity house, but the Barbs beat them to it. That's why it's only pretty near a success. ASSEMBLIES This fooled us for a minute. We didn't know there were assemblies, but we checked up with the university, and sure enough, there are assemblies all right. They happen in Kingsbury Hall practically once a week. Tommy Waddoups says he's been to several assemblies. He had to go because he was part of the entertainment. Some day we intend to find out what assemblies really are, that is, if we can find a Chrony that remembered to write one of them up. All studunce must attend the general assemblies. Ask About SOCIETY BRAND'S New Revolutionary Plan Dress Better for Less STAUNCHLEY SUITS $35.00 (last season $50.00) MULLETT-KELLY'S New $20 Suit Is a Whiz! Compliments of THE NEW HUSLER FLOUR MILLS Millers of Husler's High Patent The Flour That Has Stood the Test of Competition Page Three Hundred Fifty-two |