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Show THE CONSTITUTION OF THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH PREAMBLE In keeping with the rules and regulations of the Board of Regents and the Faculty of the University of Utah, with perhaps a touch of the Glade editorial-just this side of madness-and for the betterment of student government (merely something to cling to, now that the Coppockii have abdicated) we, the Associated Students of the University of Utah, establish this Constitution. ARTICLE I. Section 1. Membership-Any regularly registered student in good standing, viz., the yearn to mate, and carrying the sturdy American conviction that all University and no work puts the first daily wage a long way off. Members of the Board of Regents, the Faculty, and the Alumni may obtain the privileges of membership by merely dropping off onto the campus grass, believing the Henry McGean Apology, or waiting at the Pump for Tabitha Harness. Virginia White who appoints Beta, Barb, or a Pi, according to last date and good ol' Ellie who is the cause of Coppock, McGean being tossed out of Presidents' office. Sec. 2. Clause 1. Officers-The officers of this organization shall consist of a President-a mere formality, with Coppock out of the slumming-Vice President (laughter) , a Second Vice President (we lose the chance for a McGean tradition), a Secretary and Treasurer- will Parkinson handle the finances of the Weggeland cohorts? ARTICLE II. Clause 2. Appointments - The executive council shall fill all vacancies in a horrible manner, appointing only those who have so many activities already that they look like Virginia White. This little girl, who used to want an all-day sucker, now just wants one for an evening. Sec. 2. Manner of Election - Since officers are no longer elected by the ballot-counters, but by the 2l/4"x 3l/4" Roll Film F63 I komat $14.00 Maximar Film Pack F 45 Tessar Lens 9x12 cm. Compur Shutter $48.00 Headquarters for genuine Carl Zeiss Cameras Priced as low as $9.00 Utah Photo Materials Co. 27 West South Temple Street HART SCHAFFNER & MARX CLOTHES $25 - Exclusively - Here are all the newest fashions for men who realize the importance of good appearance- HART SCHAFFNER & MARX CLOTHES are guaranteed to give the utmost service combined with the knowledge that they are styled correctly by the real leaders of authentic fashions. ARTHUR FRANK 208-210 South Main Street 35 Page Three Hundred Twenty-eight |