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Show A. S. U. U. Seal barking for feesh. THE A. S. S. U. SEAL Right after the Athletic Council adopted a cross-eyed poop owl for their mascot, the A. S. S. U., not to be outdone, ordered a Seal for their pet. Where the seal is located is known, they say. The seal can't do juggling tricks and shimmy, but is merely a seal to gaze upon. The seal is a block "U" and occupies the center spread of the A. S. S. U. stationery. The seal is red and the paper is white. Red and white make a dandy combination. Red is for virility and white for purity. Regarding Dean Gibson, numerous Big Shots aver that he takes, advantage of the seal. The stationery of the Arts and Sciences department is very bleak. The A. S. U. U. is hot, so the Dean of the A. & S. sends away these sheets for sample tubes of either pickle-paste or spinach-juice. The seal is not a trained seal after all. What you don't Seal not hurt you! SIGMA NU It took me two quarters to figure out that there were no worms on the circular Sigma Nu pin. I haven't figured out why not. Why waste time figuring on the Sigma Nus? For pulling a Houdini act they were pinched ten finnivs by the I-F mob. The wise guys! PHI DELTA THETA "This tenement has been condemned by the Utah Underwriters, the Society for the Prevention of Unnecessary Cruelty to Imbiciles, and the F'airy League le Internationale, has a strong chapter here." The Phi Delts boast of a Frigidaire, but "The old order changeth, yielding place to new." So now the boys mix their flavors elsewhere on Walcott street. ALPHA CHI A sorority for girls. We have been informed that the Alpha Chi sisters are the only ones on the campus using the famous Waldorf-Aszilchiz form of setting the table. After getting all of the utensils on top, they retire to the floor and eat rice as the Chinks do. The Alpha Chi's are planning to establish a weighing machine in front of their home, so as to attract "weight" of all girls. AMBASSADOR HOTEL The year-round home for the discriminating. Your Sorority or Fraternity Party, Luncheon, Bridge Tea, Dinner or Dinner Dance will prove satisfactory in the refined, home atmosphere surrounding the Ambassador. For Information Call Wasatch 3965 B. McPHERSON, Manager Clean! Clean! Clean! Play safe! Safeguard the good health of your students at school and at home by using a cotton towel. Install the American Continuous Towel Cabinet, with a clean towel always available, famous all over the United States. A Utah Patent for Utah People 33 East Sixth South Street Phone Wasatch 2484-5 American Linen Supply Co. "It Pays to Keep Clean" Page Three Hundred Twenty-six |
