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Show CLEAR SKYLINES the gift of ^statural Qas Natural Gas has unquestionably proved to be the greatest factor in reducing the smoke nuisance in Salt Lake City. Since the arrival of Natural Gas, three years ago, we have enjoyed many more hours of sunshine, clear atmosphere and blue skies. Already one out of six homes in Salt Lake City has smokeless chimneys due to clean Natural Gas Heat. Every citizen should co-operate. When you build, plan to use clean, smokeless and stokeless Natural Gas for home-heating, water-heating, cooking and refrigeration. Not only is this modern fuel the last word in desirability, comfort and convenience, but it is by far the most economical fuel when used for these various purposes. And-Natural Gas is clean . . . makes absolutely no smoke or dust or soot . . . available in any amount required . . . needs no storage space . . . requires no shoveling or handling ... is instantly responsive to automatic control. Wherever heat is required in home or industry, Natural Gas is the ideal fuel. Is Smokeless and Stokeless UTAH GAS & COKE COMPANY 45 South Main St. PLEDGING In order to be pledged to a fraternity, a fella must have completed thirty hours, grade of "C," unless he wishes to be a Sigma Nu, and then he, whether he likes it or not, may accept a pledge button. Whether the fella has money or not is no consideration, unless he wants to be a Phi Delt. The chief considerations are: Hang of pants; clasp of hand; comb of hair; Brown of Harvard; campus activities (Pi Kappa Alpha) ; or looks in a red sweater. If the fella is carrying only 14 and two-thirds hours, or once got a D, the Betas will assure him that they will fix it up, but they won't, really. If it is national standing that a fella wants, he will go Kappa Sigma, if he gets no other rushes. If the fella has Sigma Chi friends, he will go Sigma Pi by mistake, thinking he is with the right "Sigs," and he probably is. In order to be pledged to a! sorority, a doll must have a rich father. She must be subjected to a series of tortures: Tear gland testing; arm stretching, with an older sister on one arm and a busom friend on the other; clothes wearing. If she smokes with elan in a parked automobile, she will go Pi Phi. If she is imaginative, with an eye for the future, she will succomb to the Lambdas; if she is overlooked and blackballed by everybody, she will be finally grabbed up by the same Lambdas. If she knows the older Chi Ohs, she will accept their pledge pin. And you never can tell but what she'll find something worthwhile in the Tri Delts, the Delta Gammas, the Phi Mus, and-oh, what are the other doll houses, Did we overlook Delta Phi? Well, if we didn't, we should have. As one brother to another, Mr. Angerbauer, I thought you wus a Pi Kap. Page Three Hundred Twenty-seven |