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Show We Manufacture Fraternity Jewelry Club and School Pins Emblem Insignia Trophies Rings Medals Favors Programs Cups Medallions Plaques Awards PARRY & PARRY, INC. Manufacturing Jewelers 100-1-3 Keith Emporium Bldg. Salt Lake City, Utah Tough Females are never sold in our markets We cut only STEER BEEF Wm. Wood & Sons 1260 East 4th South 1087 East 9th South 1604 Princeton Avenue Bennett's Paints and Enamels Bennett Glass & Paint Company 61-65 West 1st South -:- Salt Lake City A bad case of appeals. Clause 5. Appeals-None of this appeals to us. What this needs is more sex Clause Sex (and seven-eighths). Ruth Bowers, Peggy Crawford, Brownie (down at the Drug Store), Kay Marriott, Donna Bennion, Kay Zimmerman, and that blonde in our eight-twenty. Clause 7. The Police Power-This shall be vested (they wear their vests) in the Commission of Control, which Commission is chosen by the Second Vice President. Last year there was a surplus of Sigma Nu vigilantes. Next year they will all be Barbs, and we hope the freshman mistake them for sophs. Sec. 1. Colors-Students taking Art 3 shall use water colors rather badly. There is no discrimination in the University against colored people. Sec. 2. Awards-Students get awards for Football and Basketball and all kinds of things. But we think the University needs more than a mere Student Health Service. We need an infirmary.-then we could have A wards, B wards, C wards, and so on. We oughta get mad. You oughta, too. Clause 1. Awards in athletic activities shall be accompanied by a certificate from the Executive Council authorizing it to be worn, not only by the award earner, but also by his fraternity brother so it'll look like they got a lot of athletes. Jim Orr, police power, has flat feet; N. G. and elected, Engies' Queen. Page Three Hundred Forty-five |