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Show HOTEL UTAH SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH Headquarters for Dinners - Banquets and Dancing Parties Cafeteria Where Meals Can Be Had at Reasonable Prices Coolest Place in City Geo. O. Relf, Mgr. Geo. C. Ober, Asst. Mgr. THE COVER . . . of this Utonian was produced in the bindery department of The Deseret News Press creators and manufacturers of quality College and High School annual covers. 29 RICHARDS STREET Salt Lake City, Utah Executive Council males about to weep at Ellie's law record. Jerry and Oil sheading glycerine tears at president's office bouncing. SWEDISH GORILLA AS FRANKENSTEIN PULLS A MICKEY FINN ON COHORTS First thing we know, these 'noveau riche' who have ten baths in their homes, will want the calendar revised to give them more Satdee nights. Center your optics on the brute in the middle, with the Buster Brown tonsorial effects. He is Pete "Big Boy" Carlson, who still can take it for saying that sex was something you kept potatoes in. See his mitt, tweeting "Square Deal" Dick Parry's schnozzle on the left. Pete is a mechanical engie and he merely wants to tear apart Parry's smelly dep't and see what makes it run. The fagan on the right about to come clean of the dasdardly crime which was committed is Ted "Granite Steak" Moss, who should be dragged through the fairways for suggesting this as the best joke of the season: The descriptions on a whiskey prescription . . . Two tablespoonfuls every three hours. And then Moss, who is also an old hand as a contortionist dreamt he was eating dried peaches and chewed his ears off in his sleep. So Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for tomorrow all three may be illegal. "Ha, Ha, that's a yolk on me," said the Swede Sigmachiar as he dropped an egg on his chest. Page Three Hundred Fifty-three |