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Show I W hat! No corsage! THE JUNIOR PROM WEEK This is the legend of Junior Prom Week. Once, perhaps twice, there was a little mouse who had mouse-colored hair and wanted to have auburn hair. It was winter, and the little mouse didn't dare challenge the icy blasts up thar on the sidewalk, so it crept through a nice old underground passage under the university until TROY LAUNDRY Distinctive Work Hyland 190 Office 319 South Main Salt Lake City it came to the Chemistry department. The mouse crept on, right past the pace where the Betas used to have a still. The chemistry students, hard at work, didn't notice the little mouse-colored mouse mousing about. They didn't notice anything. Chemistry students are that way--otherwise they wouldn't be taking chemistry. Then Dr. Bonner saw the mouse. He did not scream and clutch his skirts. Dr. Bonner is made of sterner stuff, though it is doubtful whether, being a chemist, he would call it "stuff." He caught the mouse and held it in his hand. "Week, week!" went the mouse. Dr. Bonner passed his wand over the mouse's head, saying, "Umflimmey! Innyhuffnuff! Hotcha!" He put the mouse down again, and lo, the mouse was no longer mouse-colored, but auburn! And being auburn, it couldn't very well be called mouse, so it shifted into low and roared out the door to the Junior Prom just like any other Auburn, with its horn going, "Week, week!" And this is the story of Junior Prom Week. Junior, darling, have you seen Granny's damn, lousy teeth? Square Deal Dick of Prom Week, of anti-corsage fame. Bamberger Electric Railroad LOW FARES :-: FREOUENT SERVICE Route Your Carloads Via BAMBERGER ELECTRIC Same Freight Rates as Via Any Other Route Page Three Hundred Fifty |
