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Show ARTICLE II. Sec. 1. Installation of Officers-The newly elected officers for this association will assume office in their own mind's eye at once. They'll never forget that they were once in office anyway. Once a guy or a doll is found to be a vote-getter, he or she is doomed to vote-getting for the rest of his or her days. Look at Jerry Jones. Look at Ted Moss. Look at Annie Ross. Aw, go to sleep, then! Sec. 2. The Oath of Office-After having been in office for a while an officer will do plenty cussing, and don't think he won't. And after seeing the way an officer works, plenty of student will cuss, too. Might just as well elect a batch of parrots to hold up the oath of office end. Sec. 3. Wait a minute. This section says, "The oath of office shall be administered by the retiring President." Good old Cheek-by-Jowl Coppock. And he's learned some new words, too. Hon. William H. Leary, Dean of the school of Natural law, common law, lynch law and by-law. ARTICLE III. RULES GOVERNING ELECTIONS Sec. 1. The Second Vice President shall get his fraternity brothers in office by supervising all class and A. S. U. U. elections. Jay Glen is the only man who ever got his brothers in office without being Second Vice President. But the times are different now. All you have to do to get a man in office now is be a Barb. Sec. 2. Booths shall be provided, the insides of which shall be carelessly stacked and decorated with clever handbills exorting students to vote for Jerry Jones. Sec. 3. No electioneering or soliciting of votes shall be allowed, except by Sigma Nus, within established limits around the polls. Barb judges shall determine the limits. ALPHA DELTA PI Mazeltiv! Mazeltov! Gesundeit! The reason for the congratulatory messages is that they boast of the skankiest soror house west of the Father River. Numerous Chios are contemplating lodging and thus entertaining during the summer months at the castle. Their colors are green for purity and white for virility. BETA THETA PI The Betta Betas speak for themselves-early and so frequent. If the Tin Pan Alleyite who wrote "I Love Me" wasn't a Beta, he oughta have been. They have a dog who buries his bones in the Betas back yard. The Betas dig up the! bones and rush season is on! SUPPORT UTAH INDUSTRY Use Utah Beet Sugar When buying sweaters or other knitted goods don't forget that your home manufacturers are fully equipped to supply your needs. They support your school and are deserving of your patronage. Salt Lake Knitting Works 270 West First North Page Three Hundred Forty-two |
