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Show THE BOTTERILL AUTOMOBILE COMPANY Distributors HUDSON AND ESSEX MOTOR CARS 36 State Street Salt Lake Phone Was. 636 = International Smelting Company Ore Purchasing Departments 818 Kearns Bldg., Salt Lake City, Utah Miami, Arizona Purchasers of GOLD SILVER COPPER Lead and Lead-Zinc Ores and Concentrates ? Compliments of S. H. KRESS & CO. 5-10 and 25 Cent Stores 257-9 South Main Street 31-33 East Broadway ? _ BY-LAWS OF THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH ARTICLE I. Section 1. Meetings of this organization shall be held in Kingsbury Hall where the presiding Second Vice-president shall, by continually calling attention to himself, drum-up votes for himself as a future candidate for President of the A. S. U. U., conceited ass. Sec. 2. Quorum-A quorum is one-tenth of the student body. The cut in University Salaries was a quorum of the salaries. A quorum is a girl named Genevieve- Genevieve Quorum. A quorum is a weather report-fair today and quorum tomorrow. Dear me. Sec. 3. Privileges of Active Members-Upon finally paying the fees, a student becomes an active member of the Upsilon of Upsilon. He will get an activity card, which he will forget to sign and will lose immediately. Then he will wander about the campus, beating his chest, screaming, "I gawdall the prilliges!", and, having accomplished this end, he will go to Henager's for the remainder of the year. Be he a freshman, still attendant at Utah, he will not use his activity card in obtaining the Pen, but will pay 10c for it, and 5c for a Chronicle. He will have the prillige of trying to get in the Park Building basement entrance at 11:23 when one of the double doors is irreparably shut. If he can be wheedled into it by some ultra-ardent campaigner, he will try to vote at a student election, but will be denied this prillige because he will have forgotten his handbook. Only 1200 out of 3000 students vote anyway. But, Jo, I paid my fees and lost my card. Vll vote for Jerry. What! No. "XT' Day? Page Three Hundred Forty-one |