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Show Debating Council. Shouldn't think they'd stand for it freedom of speech, you know. Clause 3 in % time. Music-Most of the music we've heard around the campus hasn't been controlled by anything-and the music of Earl Coppock or Danny Weege-land comes right out of their mouths. Is that what you call being controlled by a council? Clause 4. Dramatics-It's really about time for an off-to-Buffalo, but we've got to see this thing through, which reminds us: Prospective house-owner: "Why, this wall is so thin I can almost see through it." Owner: "That isn't a wall, that's a window." Clause 5. Student Publications Council-The personnel of this council must change monthly. All of the active members of Pi Kappa Alpha must be given a chance to serve on this council. Fred Oliver shall act as if he, too, were on the council, the funster. Fred is a card. He should be on the Humbug staff, yeh, to chase ads. Publications council members get meaner as the year rolls by. Clause 1. Junior Prom-The manager of this function is certainly a lucky fellow. It isn't every fellow can buy a new car during the depression. It isn't every fellow can suddenly acquire so many personal friends and fraternity brothers, either. The Junior Prom Chairman's name must be Dick, as in Dick Cosgrove, Dick Bennett, Dick Parry, Dick Froiseth, Tom Dick (and Harry), Peeping Dick, and Dick the Kisser. For Those Remembrances To the Graduates - - WE SUGGEST Fountain Pen Desk Sets Pen and Pencil Sets Quality Brief Cases Fine Stationery Memory Books "UTAH" NOVELTIES Pillows, Banners, Pennants Seals, Jewelry, Etc. Quality Merchandise cAt Fair 'Prices UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Page Three Hundred Thirty ARTICLE IV. Sec. 1. Councils of Control for Activities-Each distinct branch of student activity shall be said to be Executive Council Acting What! No Opera? No, Jesse James-What! no "U" day? No, Executive Council. under the control of a special council selected for that purpose, but they really won't be. You can't tell me that -well, lookee: Clause 1. Athletics-You can't tell me that great big athletes are going to let a silly old council control their activities, such as whether they have their toast buttered on the top or the bottom, and whether, after they've buttered it, they have to lie in it or not. No, sir. Clause 2. Debating-And you can't tell me that debaters are going to have their activities controlled by a |