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Show EXECUTIVE COUNCIL- COPPOCK Welcome, Freshmen, and returning students, to our campus beautiful, our Path Across the Lawn, and a fighting chance for space around the pump. We students of today can be thankful for the many physical assets on our campus by the concerted efforts of the Barbs-I am a physical asset. It is a source of grief to me to feel that I have not been able to clean up the school as perhaps a man of my ability should have. Do not think that I am boasting merely because I know that I am good- it is merely because, modestly speaking, I feel that I have failed. I* have visualized the students educational needs, both formal and social, and have brought their vision to realization in a remarkably short space of time. I have been deeply gratified in all these things-but I do feel a little grief in regard to the Skull Bones; it is here that I can give you no welcome or the Coppock carte blanche. The incidental fact that I was a Barb did not seem to be enough to lower the gates for the thundering herd into this organization. This puzzles me. We are all here to develop ourselves, viz., myself, to the utmost and obtain a rich education, balanced with the formal and social components.! We have now our Kingsbury Hall and the Union Building; but since the episode of the Vanities I am afraid that these two examples of the Composite Architecture will not be sufficient to recompense for my loss, my personal loss to the Associated Student of the University of Utah; but even after If am gone the A. S. U. U. morale can be the finest in the country. Would you like me to sing now? THE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL. Editor's Note: "And the Board of Regents, the Faculty, the Alumni, his fellow students and the janitor. A rich education. fGod knows why this woman should sing now. $Cheek-by-Jowl Coppock, the lad with the Superiority Duplex. THE DEAN OF MEN Welcome to the University. It offers you learning and culture. I once attended the University, and it offered me learning and culture. And can I take it, can I take it! Yes, the University offers you learning and culture. It offers you the benefits of its three quarters of a century of experience, and offers to enrich your life with that which is wholesome and worthwhile, which sounds pretty good even if Virginia White did write it for me. The office of the Dean of Men is said to be for students who have troubles, but don't let it fool you for one minute. Anybody knows that the Dean's office is really a detective agency where stool squabs are trained to use their schnozzles to the detriment of fraternity men. Sometimes freshmen students come in with their troubles, but we soon turn them away in disgust by putting our arms around their shoulders and at the same time biting their knee caps. The Dean of Men is a name which is liable to be put up for approximately three A. S .U. U. offices every year, not because the students think the Dean of Men is a great leader, but because the students know that the Dean of Men is already very busy being a Legislator and a family man and a Dean of Men, which duties make him miss his Speech Classes every so often, and students realize that with one or two or three more odd jobs he will be liable to miss more of his Speech Classes than ever, which is lovely for the students, isn't it, students?* *Yes. Barlow, having received just aid from Dean of Men. Page Three Hundred Fifteen |
