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Show VtWr^rS^^f^^t^l^WH^W^^_______________>&QfaIPublicationsLaMarr Webb, the Greek God of Wonder!! We are always wondering whether the Chronicle will appear upon our campus within a month of the specified time. But we must say, he has been diligent about conforming to the ideals of press conference rules. He has never been convicted (we are not certain about his having committed) of being connected with a publication publishing a PERFECT edition.The dear boys behind the wheels of destiny, that is referring to the obscene and unconscious output of type, are to be wheeled out into the sun for a breath of ail, after the appearance of this publication. Their struggle during the past semester of school has doubtlessly engraved deep lines of sorrow upon their faces. We allow them the same consideration accorded our bootblacks and college professors.Helen "Pat" Orr, the emperess, Smooth, calm, treacherous, defiable, unconscious and immovable, sits upon her throne as editor of the colorless and harmless Utah Chronicle and smokes with the ease of a countess. Our heart is in the coffin there, with the kind old paper and we must pause until it comes back.Our heart never came backâ€"so we had to stop.w /!&: WThe two panels are reserved for our "Crimson" editor and business manager but due to the continued delay of the thing to ever sfrow up on time, we withheld their pictures to teach them a lesson. We hope this will cause no hard feelings. The blessed boys were sent down from Heaven to publish the book and we hope He was pleased with his selection.4.kThree hundred fifty-five |