OCR Text |
Show 1931 UTONIAH Down: "How many times have you been engaged?" Out: "Just once; I never went to college." Prof.: "Mr. Jones, I shall be forced to turn in a flunk for you." Mr. J.: "That's all right, old fellow, I've flunked better courses than this." She: Do you like to neck? She: No, but one must keep oneself in condition you know. "What's your hurry big boy?' 'Tse bein rushed Tri-Kap." "What you mean, Tri-Kap?" "Don't be silly, Darkness, I don't want no fiery cross for no pledge button " British ues with a Collegiate air and swing most gentile Summer Weights in Tan Calf |7.5O to $10.00 220 So. Main She: "How do you like my new dress?" He: "Why, nothing would look better on you." She: "Sir! How dare you!" "When Tommy kisses me I seem to lose consciousness." "That proves the 'power of the press.' Drunk: "Shay, where does Tom Maloney live?" Friend: "Why, you're Tom-old boy." Drunk: "Shure, but where does he live?" "My car is stuck," said a tourist to a farmer, "can you loan me an old nag to pull it out?" "Yes, after a spell," replied the farmer, "but she's washing the kid right now." 366 7L o u n d up 71 u m b e r |