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Show Persistent Interrupter: "Liar! Liar!" Speaker: "If our friend will give me his name instead of his profession, I shall be delighted to make his acquaintance." He: "Hard as concrete, you say?" Him: "Yeh. Fact is, I took her for a walk." Junkman: "Any rags, paper, old iron to sell?" Head of House: "No, go away, my wife is away for the summer." Junkman: "Any empty bottles?" Clerk (to several people together): "Are you all together?" Young Miss: "Do I look like any thing is the matter?" Exclusive Styles Hart Schaffner & Marx are style creators. Most of their styles for the young fellow originates in the larger colleges of the country. They are exclusive and popular with the college man. We have them in all the new shades and models. You'll want to see them. $35 to $75 Arthur Frank Hart, Shaffner & Marx Clothes 210 South Main St. To the student graduating with the highest honors we will present a $5.00 coupon book on the Royal Laundry ''Quality Laundry" Phone Was. 2624-5 625 So. State We also operate the Royal Laundry at Bingham and the Troy Laundry at Provo. "Isn't it funny that most of the men in the first row are bald?" "No, most of them bought their tickets from a scalper." Here lies the corpse of Edward Beth; Dancing brought about his death, The thing he did was vile and false- He charlestoned to a moonlight waltz. "The boy stands on the burning deck" Often write poetic bards. He shouldn't do a thing like that- It's hard on playing cards. Man: "All girls ride with me I drive a car no girl walks home The Old eventually. from." The Old Lady: "What kind of a car do you drive?" The Old Man: "A hearse." 373 7L 0 u n d Up llumber |
