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Show 19 21 «-> UTONIAH Try the Drug Store First You all know us, but you don't know half the good things we have for you. Our constant effort is to increase student accommodation, comfort and service. University Pharmacy 201 So. 13th East Where the cars stop- We feed 'em We Aim to Please- FRANK S LUNCH Everything Good to Eat CLEAN ) QUICK > THOROUGH SERVICE 1132 E. 2nd So. Man: "I'd like to buy a diamond necklace for my wife." Floorwalker: "Glassware in aisle 7." Father (who has taken daughter to the play): "I'm sorry I brought you, Peggy. This is hardly a play for a girl of your age." Daughter: "Oh, I don't mind it, dad! It'll probably liven up a bit before the end." "Cannibals are very ambitious." "Yes, they're always wanting to get ahead.' Prof: "How in the world do you ever expect to make a living?" Dumbbell: "By writing." Prof: "Writing what?" Dumbbell: "Home." 'Where are you going, daughter?' 'Down stairs to get some water." 'In your night gown?" 'No, in this pitcher." 7L o u n I've just bought a carload of fertilizer. For the land's sake!" Yes, indeed." 'What does your father do?" 'He's a florist, what's yours?" 'He's a carpenter, too." "I'll give you $300 for your car." "No, I can't let it go at that price." "I'll give you my horse to boot." "Why should I want to boot the poor animal?" "Are you a college man?" "No, the wind blew my hat off." "That girl you dated last night was the homliest thing I ever saw." "Now, kid, you are forgetting yourself." I solicit your patronage for CLASS PINS FOOT, BASE, BASKET AND SOCCER BALL CHARMS AND ATHLETIC MEDALS E. J. LEIFF 113^ So. Main St. Salt Lake City, Utah DRINK DENHALTER'S CARBONATED BEVERAGES 71 u m b e r |