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Show I 19:2,1 UTQNIAH JMO WE'RE TIRED OF INVESTIGATIONS "Ma Ferguson Losing Fler Supporters"-Mealdine. "What did he mean by putting "Florida Love" at the end of his letter?" "Oh, that's just lots and lots of it." Prof.: "Who was the first man in antiquity to stress hygiene?" Frosh: "Pluto." Our idea of a real collegiately dressed fellow is one who has to take two steps before his pants move. "Sir, how did you dare to kiss me?" "Well, it was rather dark and I didn't get a very good look at you." In addition to our regular Finished Work, we have a Family Service to meet every need and every pocket book. Distinctive Work Hyland 190 319 So Main St. Roof Garden upreme I Chocolates What a delightful offering of confections to enhance the enjoyment of a pleas- ant evening! 75c and Up J9 G. McDonald Chocolate Co. Salt Lake New York Man (in speeding car, to driver): "Say this is a pretty town, wasn't it?" Flowers are pretty Candy is sweet, But a busted drum Is hard to beat. First Artist: "Isn't that your new model?" Second Ditto: "So it is. I didn't recognize her with her clothes on." Chaperon: "Just saw a young man on the back porch trying to kiss your daughter." Modern Mother: "Did he succeed?" Chaperon: "No, he did not." Modern Mother: "Well, it wasn't my daughter then." Prof.: "When you examine a dog's lungs under the microscope what do' you find?" Student: "The seat of his pants, I suppose." 379 o u n p 71 u m b e |
