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Show 1Q21 ^ UTQNIAH { Golf, Tennis and Baseball Goods of Quality THE BE^T <ffg> FISHING BRAND; Fishing Tackle to Fit Any Man's Purse Salt Lake Sporting Goods Co. G. A. Barton, Mgr. Phone Was. 4498 335 So Main LAUNDRY After the Game: "And how are they going to get all the mud off their uniforms?" "What do you suppose they have a scrub team for?" "But you said I could kiss you." "Kiss, yes; but who said anything about a massage?" INACCURATE Hubby: "I miss the old cuspidor since it's gone." Wifey: "You missed it before; that's why it's gone." Kind Old Party: "I hear you buried your wife yesterday, Mr. Kaupp." "Veil, mein Gott, I had to. She vass dead.' Jean: "I despise all men! All men have their price " ^e: "Par(^on me. Has your dress slipped '¦¦ J\ «' ' , . c , off or am I seeing things?" Bob: I adore women! Every women has ^, -"Both" her figure." The Old Grad (looking over his old room): Wellesley: "I never kiss a new acquaint- "Well, son, the old place looks just like it used ance for twenty-four hours." LC'" ... , „,, . , , , , T „ . , <<TT T , ¦ i i r The Undergrad: No, it doesn t dad. I Smith: Heavens, I never kiss anybody for painted the walls where you wrote your name more than twenty minutes." and all that dirty poetry." Chevrolet Coupe $645 F.O.B. Erwin Motor Car Co. 763 So. State Street TLound Up 72u m b e r Hi 111 - -->-|^mmn»m^mrmmm ' " " . .-. , n.....,,,rrin, -, ........, M n, , ^iiiiMiwwm |