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Show 19 HIRAM BROW Because I did not believe In gregariousness, In mass action, In the rule of the majority, In stulitifying conventionality, In the pish-posh of the Peon, and In the imbecilities of the Chronicle, I was considered "queer"-which translated Means "out of the ordinary"- And was shunned by the self-styled aristocracy of the campues In other words, I lacked "college spirit," Which means being as stupid as your neighbor. As I look back on it all, I often wonder If my "A's" in English were worth it. What is there in a name or guise Which so greatly distinguishes Libido from libido in young and old men? Perhaps if he had been young, It would not have been so uninteresting; But as I remember it now, Holding his hand felt like the frog, cold and clammy\ I worked on in ^oology. II LEVINA DINGBAT I was an ardent seeker of culture: As a consequence, I was exposed to lectures on Enzymes, Streptacoci, Chiropractic, Ethnography, Spontaneous generation, Osteopathy, Fletcherism, Spiritualism, and The New Thought. Professors assailed me with Greek, Latin, German, French, Italian, Cueniform Script, Hieroglyphics, The Signs of the Magi, and The formulae of the English Department. After four years, I received a degree (cum laude) And married a Ford salesman. 7L o u n d Up 71 u m b e |
