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Show 192 Country School Teacher: "Johnny, are you chewing tobacco?" Johnnie: "Yes, sir." C. S. T.: "Well, then, give me a chew." Q.: "How many in that berth?" A.: "Only one. Here's our ticket." She (enthusiastically): "Oh, if you boys make another touchdown, I just know I'll stand on my head." He's (in unison): "We want a touchdown. "Why are so many men traveling in Egypt?" "Dates are cheap there." "She asked me to kiss her on either cheek. "Which one did you kiss her on?" "I hesitated a long time between them." SALT LAKE PHOTO SUPPLY KODAKS, Cine Kodak Film and Photographic Supplies Careful Kodak Finishing PHOTO SUPPLY CO. Fellows! Think of us when you think MUSIC! Ukeleles Banjos Mandolins Guitars All the latest Dance Records "Yours to Serve" Glen Bros.-Roberts Piano Co. 161 So. Main St. Prof.: "How many calories in this soup?" Waitor: "Boss, there ain't none. This am a clean place to eat." Angry parent, striding into dimly lighted room: "Young man, I'll teach you to make love to my daughter!" Daring Dan: "Wish you would, old top! I'm not making much headway." THEFLORSHEIM SHOE STORE 219 South Main Street Salt Lake City 376 a un d Up m b e |