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Show -i.VU-.Dear Ham,Fellow Brother: I heard about your engagement. It sure is Great! Say Ham, I am going to ask you for a little confidential advice. How did you ask her? How did you bring it up? I have been going to for a long time but I always lose courage at the critical juncture. And she only comes in from Lehi once a month. I've got to "spring" it soon so please give me a tip old fellow by return mail. Tell me just what you said and how you looked and all.Yours awaitingly,OTT. Address letter to Chronicle Office.Dear Brother:Her right name is Amy. She sure is class. You ask why I call her "Bill"? If you took her out one night you would add an "s". This is a part of a little note she handed me in English: "If you can't take me to Maxim's after the show you don't need to bother to buy the tickets." Say! has my money for those last books I sold, come yet? If it has, telegraph it. And if you could afford it increase it by twenty till summer. It's stiff I know but I've got to do it to keep in the running.ART.Dear Celia:Received your letter and was overwhelmed with bliss to hear you have forgiven me for acting so fresh. I will be in Ogden Sunday; may I call on you? We start on a week's basketball trip Monday so I will not be able to take you to the Prom. Wire answer about Sunday.Lovingly,LON.Mr. Lon Romney: No!CELIA****** and as for girls, say! I have got a new one. A cute little fat one! Gosh, but she's a queen. She's a blonde, but Oh My! I• am taking her to the Prom.DUNC.Ted thinks she is the Hull show.Official Accounts of the 1914 UtonianPublished as an anesthetic to the multitudinous murmurings, pestiferous prattlings and rumbling rumors, instigated and fostered by the jealous foes of clean journalism.EXPENDITURES.Set of mahogany office furniture .......................$ 682.00Pro rata assessment for stocking of executive board- Chronicle-Utonian celiaret . . 262.60Hush money for Physics building janitors ................ 2.75Butlers, office boys and stenographers .................. 300.00Three suits for Hammond, (1) full dress, (2) English walking ....................... 150.00Hush money to B. F. Grant(sidewalk painting) ........ 38.20Valet for Editor .............. 250.00Private secretary (blonde) forManager .................. 300.00Candy for chief artist ........ 7,60Dress suit for Woolley forProm (rented) ............. 2.50Stationery for Staff members.. 82.90Spearmint (by the box) forPendleton and Wallace ..... 14.10Bail for Hampton, morning after the Skull and Bones initiation ...................... 125.00Taxi cab for Editor (to printersand engravers) ............ 73.42Premium on life insurance policy for editor of "Life" department ...................... 7618Auto for ladies of staff........ 2,000.00Lost by staff-wagers on Boulderand Aggie game ........... 1,328.00Entertainment of Musette, dainty violinist ................. 678.23Staff expenses, Junior Prom(taxis, flowers, etc )........ 242.16To Junior class in settlement ofProm deficit ............. &50 00Banquet at Lucy's for Watsonand Abbott ................. 1.40Additional "refreshments" forChief artist................ 14.30Bxibe to pressman for runningGamma's picture ........... 100.00Restocking of cellaret (pro rata) 76.43Staff banquet and box parties.. 152.00First class passage to Hong Kong, China, for Woolley and Hammond (one way only). .. 826.00'C?y<&1. |