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Show Prominent University Students Entrapped in Questionable ResortsNewspaper Stigmatization of Victims as "Social Lepers"OutrageousVain Villification and Salacious Slander of Press RefutedSHRIEKING SHAME SCREECHING SCANDAL DETONIZING DISHONORRebelling' against the distorted and calumniating versions of a harmless slumming expedition, innocently but indiscreetly indulged in by certain prominent students, the Utah Monocle considers it mandatory to give to an unjustly incensed college community a complete and unreserved account of the actual events and circumstances leading- up to and surrounding the night and early morning of May 8 and 9.To begin ¦with, the man Judd, legislative malefactor, satellite of the County Attorney and henchman of the County Sheriff's gang, who, with plausible assurances of harmlessness, inveigled the students into the unfortunate escapade, and who appears to be the chief informant against them, was criminally employed by the County Sheriff to frame up the whole episode and expose as political capital against the Salt Lake Police Department.It can not be denied that the accused visited the Palm Garden, Schlitz's Cafe, various music halls in Greek Town, and other resorts of that section, which even the Salt Lake Tribune dare not specifically name in print; that in the exuberant fun of the occasion, they were induced immoderately to assuage their thirst;-that in oneMiss Van Cott, Vestal Keeper ofthe Moral Molecule, Hysterical with Horrorparticular Chili Parlor, Miss Grant, Miss Tolton, and Miss Clark, encouraged by their over-hilarious escorts, Bob Sharp, C. Coray, and the traitorous Judd, did essay to rag, turkey-trot, and Texas Tommy about the crowded room;-nor can we controvert the seemingly established fact that despite warnings and protestations against the admission of females, uttered by the doorkeeper of the Meneostokapolis Coffee House, these five sensation seekers, by means of pass words previously pilfered and glibly recited, Avon entrance to the joint and proceeded to wreck the furniture, were arrested and escaped spending the night (rather the morning) in jail only by the timely arrival of a corps of Chief Grant's underlings, who rescued them in consideration of the fact that the Chief's niece was one of the party.These things we can not and do not attempt to evade. But we do assert, maintain and can prove that these fellow students, long respected and admired, have innocently become entangled in a monstrous, malicious and malignant plot, and that their every action of this regretable episode can be excused in view of their natural lack of education in the niceties and proprieties of conduct required in an environment so unusual and strange to them.Everyone in This Age Should FUSSDO YOU?If Not? Why Not?Clipped from the Salt Lake Tribune, June 5, 1912,COLLEGE ORATOR ISSHORN OF HIS LOCKS;As the result of his having; taken an active part in some. o£ the hair cuttings-last year. Jay Hyde, class orator c this year's graduating class at the uotverHit)", suffered the loss of Mr own locics on tho night- before his appearance, as orator..Tuesday night Hyde was called from his honee on some pretext, and in full v.iew of his family husjiy men, relieved him of'his hair,"ART OF FUSSING" in three volumes, illustrated and including examples from my own past successful career.ASK FOR"ART OF FUSSING"by WILLIAM WARREN STRATTONAuthor of "AN AGE OF OSCULATION"WE WILL GIVE YOU THIRTY DAYSLearn to Play FootballFootball will lead you to the heights35 Lessons foar $1.&9.I know every trick, I know how to make 10 yards on any fake and my forward passes have never been intercepted (I have never tried one). One of My Pictures in Football Suit With Bach Term.Apply Now. PINKEYE SUMMERS. |