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Show Profs and ProphetsA PROPHET is one who says what is going to happen- What a prof says will happen, WON'T, "Profs and Profits" would have been a more ¦consistent title as undoubtedly all of a prof's salary is profit. But from the students' point of view both, titles are excellent examples of contrast. A prophet tells the future while a prof tells his past. A .prophet is looked up to, a prof is looked down on. As to "profs and profits": profit is something everyone loves, while profs eat worms. Profit is something of value, something to be desired. Profs are-, well, the> are all right in their way but very likely it is the way out.After such an elaborate and altogether pointed introduction, we hardly know which of the boys to let you peek at first. Marshall, Coray and the Main Squeeze are pretty well in the lead. Montagnes late debilitation, however, has thrown him out of the running. The Prexy is not very well known in school so the place with all due honors and digmfioation we award toGEORGE L. CORAY,Big chief of the political science camp and trainer for the Olympic Marathons in running up the number of intersections in the cerebral cortex. Uncle George is a nice chap. He has a welcome for everybody and has a perfect mania for shaking hands. He was always an ardent admirer of Marshall Field until last year he bought a suit in the Marshall Field economy basement. He thought the suit was a light green, but they had a dark red light on and when George got out he found it was a mixed yellow. Since then Marshall Field belongs in a class with the Pillaging Pirates of Finance. George's classes are always large because of his enthusiastic manner, his smiling1 face and his abundance of rippling laughter and sparkling wit. He generally thins his classes out though, because he is awfully strong1 on the "con" (2 ways).GEORGE H. LUNT.Perhaps the University never was so fortunate as when it acquired Senator Lunt. The girls all fight to get in his classes, and this has the decided advantage of ridding the other classes of them. He is more popular than tanglefoot on an August day, but not so stuck up. He always attends chapel and never misses an "open house" at any of the organizations, though once at first, he was so embarrassed as to put "U-All-No" mints in his chocolate while he carried two lumps of sugar home in his pocket.FREDERICK WIESENSCHNITZER REYNOLDS, B. A., M. A.This is little Frederick at two years. Frederick always was a smart baby. His mother so wished he had been twins. Oh! but Frederick has grown up a lovely boy. He is so plump, so neat and SO good looking. Freddie is the pride of the Arts. He is their overseer. He is the Business man of the school, and Prexy's Pet. In his unoccupied hours Freddie teaches English, but this doesn't worry him. Freddie is above teaching. He is cut out for something bigger, and will undoubtedly some day be writing- for the Utah Educational Review or representing Sevier County in the State Legislature.V. |
