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Show GEORGE MONTAGNE MARSHALL.Loyal Subject of the King and a poker acquaintance of the Archbishop of Canterbury. In George's short life he has done a diversity of things. He has been a lay member of the Jokers' Club, has crossed the Plymouth Rock and the White Leghorn, and has conducted Sunday school in the Spalding division of Orthodox Wyman-ism. George teaches 22 courses in English, but the only requisite for credit in any of them is to memorize the counties and kings of England. In humor George is keen-he is razor keen. Moreover, he appreciates his little humorisms himself. The first degree of appreciation is shown by a pucker of the mouth, while the third and highest degree is shown by vociferously rubbing one knee with the other foot. But George knows his subject and undoubtedly fills his place.(Question: How big is his place?WILLIAM HATFIELD ROYLANCE. Chairman of Parsimmons Peeps into the People of the Past Club.Who is that who so disregards the world and shuffles on unawares of woman's smiles or dogs' fierce bites? That's Wil ie, little Willie. He is gentle but oh! he is deep. Daily he propounds in his den at sixty-three, quintuple questions, which he exudes to his studes. They cannot be explained, but it doesn't matter, because he gives them a week to answer and by that time he forgets the questions completely. "We like Willie, though, he is the deepest man in the U but he really ought to stay awake in classes. "We shrink at the idea that W. H. Roylance inspired that song about-"Cheer up, "William; you'll soon be dead."-TV*MISS E. N. McMULLEN.There is a striking little Miss at the U, dark hair, dimpled and good at figures. Just this year did she come among us, but for the short time she has been here she has had the school g'oing her way. Elsie presides at Faculty meeting, Elsie guides the footsteps of a big bulk of the boys and Elsie says whether the window will be up or down in Prof. Marshall's office. An English instructor-yes, but "what a little part that plays in her life. Elsie lives in a bigger "world. Besides personally derricking the Theta's up to the plane of Chi Omega, she soars on the aesthetic heights and all nature, life and love are hers.FRED JERUSALEM PACKJob 12:2I'm a foxy, shrewd logician, and I wish to gain position As a clever statistician, and my name is Freddy Pack. I'm the wisest gink in Zion, and with figures that ain't lyin', I can prove without half tryin', all the evils of tobac.I can prove from his'try's pages that the wise men and the sages, Who won fame throughout the ages, and were noted near andfar. Who held place in song and story, who achieved great earthlyglory Men like Stewart, Wise and Coray never smoked a vile cigar.I maintain that smokers brazen, show no signs of genteel raisin', And in sesquipedal phrasin', I can prove it without doubt.And the student who pursues it, smokes, inhales or boldly chews it, (If he lets ME see him use it), in my classes will flunk out.I would have such vile offenders, yes, and all tobacco vendors,Toasted crisp at Satan's fenders and to outer darkness hurled.To me only Virtue's leaven has been prodigally given,So, 'ere I am ripe for Heaven, I must save this wicked "world.188 |