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Show 'We should worry "He is their big chief and high mogul. If he says Harry Hedger is to run for Manager of Dramatics, Hlarry runs. Or if he orders Raymond H. Summers to get out after the Presidential chair, Raymond gets out, even though he knows it is "crustier" than Hank Ray hankering for the Chronicle job-The Alp Pis have an awful big crew, there are about 32 inmates in there, Sandy Wig. Oh they had to take that, many in. You see, expenses are very high-No, you're right, their house rent shouldn't cost anything, but general expenses run pretty high. Of course, keep this absolutely Q. T., Red, because I am not dead sure its so, but I heard rather first handed, that not many years ago the Alp Pis grabbed a Freshman, rushed and pledged him one day and initiated him the next to get his dues to pay an over due coal bill.Well's let's move on, Rusty Nut, the main attraction is to come. It would be sad, you know, to go to a dog show' and not see the mongrel cage. We are now approaching the house of¦¦.umongrels. Let me introduce you formally, Russet Knob, to the home of Sigma Chi. You see that E.X. on the front porch chandelier? That is the Greek for "We are It." That's their key note- The first requisite of a pledge is that he think his face is chiselled after Apollo; his build is Achillis own, and his voice has it on Caruso's like a Victor Victrola beats an accordian.The Sig Chis, Rose Bud, spreading their royal bread with gold nugget butter and dropping dominate sugar in feheir three crown coffee, filling their highest merit hods with "luxury" or Prince Albert, yawn and sigh "O that there were others in our class- Life would be more interesting if we had competition."Teddy's Teeth! Ketchup Face.! ! !What a difference the point of viewmakes to a scene. Why Burnished Bean, I'll get worried like a match and start striking in a minute. Of course they don't study. They come to school for something bigger, something broader. Don't they graduate, rose bud? Well one did graduate two years a go, but you know they govern the school, they edit the school publications, their positions are hereditary, why should they worry? We couldn't do without them, Red Top. How could we get along unless Dez were here to amuse the throngs with his piercing wit; Dune to make the girls happy. The Freshmen couldn't live without their dear Sig Chi president. How near to the tail-ender in the Chrony race would Woolley have run without the Great O. Romney to pave his way, to watch over and protect himfH1Colorado's Only Chance to Defeat the Crimson ElevenI, |