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Show fflxmWe wonder why some genius didn't produce this yell in time to send it to Boulder with the team: "Put your shoulder to the Boulder! Roll her over!"I was new to the maze of co-ed ways When I met Miss DimpletonSince I'm better versed, I've often cursed Myself for a simpleton.Arma FeminamqueI tried to kiss the lovely Miss;So furious was she For over a week she wouldn't speakAnd scarcely glanced at me, Till I felt like a sneak and in manner meekProffered apology.She accepted I guess, but the measelymess Has queered me-my vain hopes havedied.Right clearly I see slie despises me Because I-only TRIED.Clipped from a Senior man's note book. (Author's name on application )Under the sun of early spring, Which spangled April's robe of green, And made each old, familiar scene Seem like a re-created thing, I met (by chance) with fair Irene Whose words gave gentle welcoming, "Under the sun of early spring, Which spangled April's robe of green We wandered on by ways apart, Through woodsy bits where flowers grew And robins chirped. But no one knew, Just then, that I had lost my heart- Under the sun of early spring, Which spangled April's robe of green.Puer in library,Legens a book, Vidit puellamDantem sweet look. Puer shut text-bookMagna cum sigh, Quod pretty puellaClausit one eye. "Veni cum me,"Sic dixit bear; "Veni ex libris,-Have some fresh air"Itaque ex portaExit the two, Puella et stultus,Sub caelo blue. Ac non legit puerNee German nectric, Itaque he got a Gradum not big. Sed quoque recepitOsculas three, Et quamquam he flunkit,Risit cum glee.We have good debating at the U, but the most earnest debates, the most heated ones and also the ones most frequently engaged in, take place behind the "shop" or back of the girl's athletic field on such subjects as, "Resolved, that Magginetti's nickel is closer than Happy's," "Am I matching you or are you matching me?" or "Will he seven before he fives?"210 |