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Show LEVI EDGAR YOUNG.i§ ¦_-¦¦ "X *-.¦' '¦ v'K^There is no sweeter sight in our Faculty than the cherubic visage of our Levina. He was well looked upon in kindergarten, was a monitor in the grades, and had a brilliant career at Columbia. Levi studied history. He teaches-(That is when he drifts back to his subject)-the life of Bernard and the reign of Charlemagne, the great. Though he idolizes the lives of those in the past, Levi himself lives much in the present and can shoot a Zubelda -with any of the U Club or enjoy a hod full of "Mail Pouch" with any of the United Order of Hod Carriers. Levi wears the new thousand pleat shirts, Arrow notch collars, and shines his gunboats with Gilt Edge. We concede him to be one of the foremost of the Faculty.BUY SOME CUMMINGS. Professor, Dean and Administrator.Dean Cummings hails us from abroad. It is generally hard to tell whether he is Cuming or going, but the Dean is always met with respect. The Arts, big Arts, little Arts, fair Arts and other Arts all receive their monthly calling card from the Dean. Of all the Deans Byron is the biggest Dean. For six years unmolested has nis challenge stood-to meet all comers at 69 lbs. ringside, or 70 lbs. at 2 p. m. Besides Byron being the champion mitt artist, he is just the cleverest little explorer! "Why, Byron digs up more ruins and explores more Lamanite caves than there are hairs in Rakeoff's mustache. All hail the Dean!BING.He is just what his name suggests, a shocking youth, full of Force as well as Grape Nuts. He is distinctly one of us. He lets Moller do his barber work and eats hash with the rest of them at 15 cents a meal--20c when he gets beans. It is said he once evolved a plan for painting a big U on Pat Moran's horses, but he could never get the paint and the horses at the same time. The "only reliable" Bull Durham is his favorite and "Tom and Jerry," his usual order, though he will take a "Hot Gin." He believes in more holidays and fewer exams. More "Mud" to him.HAROLD O'COFF.For many years now Harold has been developing bird rings in the throats of the Freshmen. The hissing, sizz ing"s" and the sonorous"o" are his strong points. Harold used to be the center of a whirl of admiring Prep and Freshie girls. They used to feed him candy and crack peanuts for him. But this year Harold was found staggering around the Campus half shot. Harold couldn't even -walk for two weeks, and the effect was visible in shaky legs for much longer. Of course, his resignation "was accepted and he will not be with us more. Besides his Freshman elocution, Harold has biennially explained to the try-outers for dramatics that no partiality •will be shown. With such effusion of words, such roundness of tone and such nicety of articulation does Harold deliver this appetizer as to prove conclusively that the die is cast, me race doped, the horses already across the tape. Coffie is a good scout-but he should try the Keele'y Kure. |