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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 40 of 307 me late for whatever meeting a I had told her about. She has done this for as long as I have known her. "Have you talked with Meg Olson?" Kayla asked as she made some small attempts to wrangle the one year old. Meg Olson had just returned from her mission. She was my obvious match in the ward and Kayla was not the only person who had tried to set me up with her. A single male is the last thing that any ward wants. We are sometimes literally referred to as "a menace to society," but sometimes they have to put up with us. It doesn't mean they do it without constant attempts to hitch us to any unattached female that materializes. "Yeah, she had a great time all the way up there in Salt Lake City." The Church That Shall Not Be Named has a world famous visitor center that hosts millions of people each year in Salt Lake City. The most beautiful female missionaries from all over the world get called to serve their mission at the heart of our recruiting efforts. Sometimes even the less than most beautiful female missionaries will get called the serve there, if it looks like they will have trouble learning a second language. This is why Meg had been called to Salt Lake City. The ways of my church are hardly as mysterious as some make out. "I mean have you asked her out on a date?" Kayla must have felt that I had missed her meaning, if you could call it that. |