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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 180 of 307 turn everyone in California gay by 2020. Gay marriage is only the beginning. Public sex carnivals come soon, too. We think Governor Schwartzenegar is already coming over to our side." "Are you lying? Nephi? Are you telling me the truth." "Yes." "Yes what? Is Schwatzeneggar really one of you gays? I knew it. I knew he was too good to be true." "He was, I'm sorry. But listen, don't you tell anyone. You hear. This is our big gay secret, okay?" "Can I tell Meg about you. She'll feel better if you're gay. " "That's fine. Oh, they're calling me for macrame time now." ) "I thought you were all getting ready for your parade." "Honey, when you're gay, there's always time for macrame." "Well you run right along, Nephi. We're all going to pray for you." "That's nice." CHAPTER 2 8 Two days later I was beating the heat at the Nevada Museum of Art, standing in front of a seventeen foot tall flu virus from which was hung the faces of recent war dead. Well, the pictures of the faces anyway. And then meat. Maybe it was meat. I think it was supposed to look as though space was glass and that glass |