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Show Coffee Drinkers ,Prelfer,red ' Page 2 of 307 There are nine words that I am forbidden from putting into one particular order before your .eyes. I did ask if I could use any of those words individually. "Don't get clever with me!" I plastered my face with the somber stultification that I have been surrounded by since birth and lowered my head in the practiced penitence that has been forced upon me. It worked, and I was blessed to continue. So, while my name opened all the doors necessary to getting me on the payroll at Snow College, there was still one problem - I needed to wait for some of the older Allreds already working in my department to die before I could get one of the coveted and juicy full-time teaching positions that come replete with fat salary and benefits galore. So I took what was offered to me, an insecure, semester by semester,' adjunct position that would offer me just enough money to cover the most meager expenses and keep me hungry enough to say yes to anything. Having an underclass of zealous, over-eager part-time workers hoping to get fully on board makes ' the life of people organizing anything much easier. I needed another part time job if I was ever going to lay my head on my pillow at night and not be drowning in fear about the rent. Scanning through the meager employment offerings on the pages of the Manti Messenger one morning, I happened to see an interesting ad: "Internet researcher with creative investigative |