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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 112 of 307 "Yup, you sure know how to stand out in a crowd." "I wanted to look vacationy." "You sure look something." "I like seals!" "Listen, you found her but we just need that address." Narcissistic Nephi is a bit of a perfectionist. Yup, if there is one thing that The Church That Shall Not Be Named has taught me, it is that to have any sense of self worth at all I need to do well. Look at the lawns that surround our temples, churches and the homes of our members. Ever see even a blade of grass out of place? No. We do well. We may not be the greatest conceptual artists in the world but there is a reason for this. We do not understand conceptual art. How do you know if it is any good? It's too big a risk to paint a picture, make a movie or (gasp) write a novel, unless you can perform a function that can be measured. You see, members of my church do create paintings, write novels and make movies, but you wouldn't really have heard of these because we make them for ourselves., The purpose? Faith enhancing art. That is pretty much the only kind of art that you will find members of The Church That Shall Not Be Named making. If you come to some of our galleries you will find two types of painting: landscape and portraiture. If you find any other type of art on the walls at one of these gallery shows, you can rest assured that the artist will be excommunicated or choose to leave |