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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 31 of 307 dismissal had involved anything particularly nasty that Networking-Nephi might need to negotiate. I was turning my attentions to the Salt Lake City Court House when in blasted Bowen and Hayden, the sons of Kayla and Jayden. Bowen and Hayden are two tow-eaded recently toddlers and are now just plain creators of chaos. Their most recent blastings through my abode had caused me to purchase ceiling-high bookshelves to protect my goodies. I quickly learned to bolt them in to the wall at the top because Bowen and Hayden do not see neatly-ordered book shelves containing much of the literature that I read during school plus all of the literature that I want to read in my spare moments. They see a ladder to a launch pad above my sofa and their favorite word is "Bonzai!" Where they learned "bonzai" I have no idea, probably in one of the ten hours of cartoons they watch daily. Who knows. It might be written on the label of the heavily caffeinated and super-sugared drinks that their mother, Kayla, feeds them throughout their waking hours. Then again, they couldn't read just yet and probably wouldn't be able to until they had arrived at juvenile hall when they were ten, in five and six years respectively. They were already half way to the top of the bookshelves when their mother walked in and offered them a half-hearted "You boys get down from there," that I knew would only be interpreted as |