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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 90 of 307 Not Be Named. I was good at packing. I pulled out my missionary suitcase and began. My Missionary Handbook fell out at my feet. I picked it up and opened it to my favorite page: DAILY SCHEDULE The precious time of a missionary must be used carefully. Here is your schedule: 6:30 Awaken. 7:00 Discussion and Study Scripture With Companion 8:00 Morning Meal 8:30 Reading Time 9:30 Proselyting... ...and on and on it went until every waking moment was used up with the work of the Lord. Good times. I boxed up all the contraband food items in my kitchen so I could hide them in the cellar. Coffee and a few bottles of beer, whiskey and a shining new bottle of Gusano Rojo that still had the worm floating in its murky depths. I kept one of these around for the Buddha Of Oaxaca in case he ever got to feeling too homesick. Tu eres un buen amigo, Nefilito. Vamos a borracharnos ahorito. "We have work to do, Buddha." He was not actually the Buddha but I sometimes called him this for short. CHAPTER 16 |