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Show Coffee Drinkers Preferred Page 39 of 307 Sometimes, when they visited, I would accidentally scoot a particularly offensive tome in their direction, like Naked Lunch or Howl for instance, in the hopes that they might pick it up and i ask me about it. Nothing. Sometimes if I had prior notice of their invasion, I would pull out my Italian favorites and leave Eco, Calvino and Levi scattered around the coffee/dinosaur table. No interest at all. So why the visits from Kayla? I never knew. Like I said, I i always presumed they were because she would get to feeling snoopish and decide the time was right to catch me with my cache i of porn and my blow up dolls. Note: Innocent and unsullied Nephi i does not have anything like a cache ofjporn anywhere. I confess it. There are certain edicts of my church that simply happen to make sense to Nephi. The prohibition against porn is easy. I personally don't like it. Does that mean I don't like watching Lucy Liu doing the splits in her fight against Uma Thurman in Kill Bill? Heck no. "That way madness lies." I was not rude as Kayla and I touched on everything from the weather to why I had not planted a larger vegetable garden when I finally admitted, "I've got a meeting down in Manti at one c'clock." : ^ Now this was a lie. My meeting to get my fingers printed was at two. But I knew that if I said that, I'd never make it. I knew that Kayla would move only so fast as it would take to make |
