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Show It • • • • IS • • • ALIVE! Stabbing, cramming, punching, plead· ing, kissing, crying, seducing, clutching, cheating, fixing, bribing, selling, lying, slashing, begging, practicing, sabotaging, tire-slashing, computer-jamming, coffee· slugging, desperate-studying and praying your way into MEDICAL SCHOOL has finally paid off! No more brown-nosing for you, by God! You are one of THE CHOSEN, the best of the best, the creme' da la creme', proudly sitting amongst the finest minds ever as· sembled under one chalkboard. You are no longer going to accept some other fool's disdain for your apparent lack of "direction' and 'potential'. You are a Medical Student, an MD2B, and nobody was going to take that fact away. "Oh, Boy, things are really going to start happening to me now. " • Steve Martin, in The Jerk 49 |
