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Show Brent Amil, like many of us, sneaked into the U of U Medical School via the minority affirmative action policies. The U of U is required to accept one Southern Californian. per year. Founder, with Gary Alexander, of the Not Ready for Med School Lunch Bunch, Brent has been a rock of sanity to many of us, in spite of being, as he claimed, in a psychotic depression most of the time. Who could forget his landmark discussion of the "G·Spot" with Dr. Singh? Or the thrilling Finals. Week Joke:and·Coke contests, in which the winner caused the loser to shoot soda out the nares in mid-swallow? Or the "He·e·ey" from the back of the room every time Puerto Rico was maligned? Or his fear and loathing of Walt and Ellie? Or the day he discovered he had to repeat physiology? BRENT AMIL Brent finally put an end to his tormented search for eternal romance by marrying a future surgeon, Allisyn Okawa. A shy guy, Brent attempted to avoid curious stares by announcing neither the engagement nor the weddirig. This tripled the attention and gossip his personal life received from fellow med students who are specialists in speculation. We will also never forget that all his invitations to us got lost in the mail. Brent also ended his struggle with medicine, no, not by opening a Nacho Bar, but by choosing Psychiatry as a specialty. We hope he will take us in on professional courtesy, because by the time we fini$h our residencies we will need a reality check from the reality specialist him· self. A Baptist son of a doctor, Brent enjoys karate and mudwrestling. He claims to have gone to "Occy" (pronounced "Oxy"), not a bleach deter· gent, but a ritzy private college, and to have been beaten up by Chuck Norris. He also claims that this is a baby picture of him and that he is not going bald. "Pop a Mao!" Young Doctor Amil, Shrink To The Stars, 1·900-DIAL·A·DOC, Future inventor of the PedGyn Residency Program at major Puerto Rican med schools. 5 |
