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Show I !$it. Ellen has had a remarkable life since even before some rude horse she was trying to train ended up teaching her to recognize its hoofprint on a cellular basis and changing her life forever. Before her hoofotomy she was a sheep-ranching horse breeder and trainer using her M.S. in neurophysiology to teach science and psychology to Southern Utah State College nerds. Since the "Big Stomp" she has blown away our family practice program here while doing some awesome-sounding research in neurophys. The projects on rabbit boozing sound interesting ... She continues to escape to southern zion once in a while to take care of her sheep down there. We have asked her for laminated photos of her sheep to help us through those long call nights, but she refuses to share all of her pleasures with us. Shy, fantastically funny, cute, brilliant, strangely distant about her sheepherding friend "Tom" (why have we never seen "Tom"? Is there truth to the rumors that Ellen has her lover chained in a darkened room, his sweaty frame glistening in muscular repose as he waits for his tired 'Doctor' to stagger home for another "massage"? ... ). Ellen remains true to her career and to us with one of the brightest, most obnoxious personalities seen in these hyar parts. We can't wait to see where this eclectic goddess ends up ... ELLEN FORNEY |
