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Show Bilta Bita (to man at door) : "Come in. Have a chair." Caller: "No. I've come for the piano." -Oklahoma Whirlwind. Oscar: "What makes you say Alyce is catty?" Maybelle: "Why she's ruined nine lives already." Soap advertisements oft' remind us That we must try to stop that howl That arises when we leave behind us Handprints on the bathroom towel. EVERYBODY IN "I see in the paper that a widower with nine children out in Nebraska has married a widow with seven children." "That was no marriage. That was a mer-ger." -Washington Post. If, as they say, wet mud and clay make maidens fair, is true, It seems to me grid men should be both fair and lovely, too. -/. T. A. AMERICAN THEATRE Utah's Largest and-most-beautiful Picture-Palace Showing the World's Greatest Photo-Plays "Ho, Squire," cried Sir Launcelot, "bring me a can-opener. I have a flea in my knight-clothes." -Pelican. Mistress: "I saw the milkman kiss you this morning, I'll take the milk in myself after this." Janet: "It won't do any good, mum. He promised to kiss no one except me." -Navy Log. A store deserted except for the bookkeeper. A handsome young salesman strolled in. "Do you keep automobile accessories here? he asked. The little bookkeeper smiled sweetly. "Only me," she replied sweetly. -Chanticleer. Cadillac and Oakland Shannon Automobile Co. 51 South State St. |
