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Show 30 Years Ago as Today The college man wanted the "best in clothes at a popular price Today he gets them at J. Will Gray & Sons 131 So. Main We are part of the campus In the heart of the city GOMER THOMAS Gomer used to go to the University in the dark ages. Then he went on a mission. Now he is back again and the school is breathing evenly, except when he tells of the wild French women who tempted him. Gomer was one of the founders of the Humbug, but despite that the Humbug is in its sixth volume. THERON COVEY "The," as he is nicknamed, the last part of the knickname being "maiden's prayer," is the pillar of the collegiate. An anecdote about him is most expressive: One day "The" was seen biting his nails. His nurse reproved him for it, asking him why he did so. "Oh, nursie," replied the little chap, "here it is the fifth of the month, and my Vanity fair isn't here yet." LOUIS KIRKMAN A friend of Ray Friel, the cord magnate. That's how he got famous enough for this department. THE END "Please pass out quietly, and don't stub your toes." A TRIP THROUGH THE UNIVERSITY Believing that the log of a sightseeing tour through the University would be of great interest to the students the editors of the Guyed Book hired a rubber neck bus from downtown and made the trip. This is what they heard: Aw-w-w-1 aw-baw-w-w-d for a trip through the underworld of Salt Lake. See the University campus and its surroundings for the small sum of half a dollar. See the Pi Kap house and points east. See the study-crazed students and their antics; see them neck. Take a personally conducted tour through the little known district of Salt Lake. Quaint customs everywhere and not the slightest danger of infection. Aw-w-w-w-wl aw-baw-w-w-w-d! We are now entering the University campus. No, those are not old ruins at the entrance. They are gates which were erected Page Three Hundred Forty-seven |
