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Show ful gambler. Run along Swede, we haven't got any cigarettes or snuff and we can't afford to lend you $5 either. To the left you can see students studying on the lawn. What's that, lady? Oh, they're studying anatomy, I think, but one can't be too sure. No, no, don't ask them. No, no, young man. Don't get funny now. The circus aint in town. That's just Professor Coray and Heinie Schneider going home. And to the right is the Arts building. No we can't stop there, we might awaken some of the students. Classes are in session, you know. What's that? No, no, that isn't a dive; that's the Engineering building. You say you heard some profanity? Very likely, the boys are doing Graphics problems, and then, too, Prof. Baldwin, the golfer, has just dismissed his class after giving one of his famous ten minute quizzes. Here we come to the ruined gate again. And there's Art Robinson coming to school. Yes, we know classes are out for the day. Art does, too, but that doesn't worry him any. We will now turn down Thirteenth East street. What's that? Won't the city object? Not a bit, lady, the mayor's a fraternity brother of mine. On this trip we will miss the P. A. E. and Phi Pi Phi houses. The company requires it; not every sordid aspect of University life can be shown. Hear the noise, huh? That's the Betas practicing their songs. And see the light on the front porch, huh? That's Gil Sheets showing off his pink and blue garters. Across the way we can see the Pi Kap house. What's that? The lady wants to know if that isn't Hebe Whiting's fraternity. Yes, it is, lady, but that's no excuse for peddling scandal. Yes, I know we missed the Sigma Pi house, but Albert Marsden wasn't around and there wasn't any sense in going in. Marsden is the boy who has a fraternity crest on him in more places than any other kid. No, no, that isn't the Y. W. C. A., that's the Sigma Nu house and the guy that looks like a Y. W. C. A. secretary is just Floyd Doxey. See those boys digging a hole in a vacant lot? Those are Phi Delts obeying the house rule requiring that no liquor be brought within a mile of the house. Yes, that's a Coca Cola bottle they're burying, but the Phi Delts think its liquor. We are almost through our trip now. See that boy ambling down the street? That's Merrill Bennion. Take off your hat Merrill and let us see your hair. Yep, girls, Herpi-cide done it. All out now folks. Tell your friends. HOW TO MAKE SKULL AND BONES Skull and Bones is an honorary society picked on points. One gets points for dabbling in activities. When one dabbles in activities one doesn't need anything but a lot of crust. This is demonstrated by the present membership. That is, the present membership with the exception of one guy, and the editor of the Guyed Book is too modest to mention him. THE A. S. U. U. CONSTITUTION Next to the junior prom the A. S. U. U. constitution is the most annual affair. You can vote on it every year and never get any place. HOW TO NECK This is Swede Bolin's technique and results can't be guaranteed. Swede says to be frank at all times. Tell the girls what your after; don't have any false modesty. Bennett Bennetts Gasoline and Oil saves their patron's time and toil Page Three Hundred Fifty-tiro |
