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Show Qi5 lustrating the adage, "Politics makes queer bedfellows." We can't say very much about Utonian or the Humbug because of our health, so we will content ourselves with a short description of the A. S. U. U. office. Here Virginia budd may be seen for ten minutes each day. She is always in the office unless she is helping Prof. Harriman keep the wheels of government spinning. Mel Freebairn, student prexy, and Floyd Doxey, treasurer, also hang around the office sometimes. We have no axe to grind with them, hence the silence concerning them. We know some spicy scandal about them, though. THE UTAH CHRONICLE A few yards down the Park basement, far from the madding crowd that surges about the Humbug telephone, lies the office of the Utah Chronicle, the University's only independent newspaper. The University is sure lucky. The Chronicle, like the PHI PI PHI fraternity, is owned by the fortunate Mr. Allen Astin who shares his monoply with Ralph Mitchell. Ralph is a great admirer of the vice-president of the A. S. U. U. and often offers to buy her lunch at the Chronicle's expense. Despite his big-heartedness, the Chronicle manages to pay Mitchell and Astin a comfortable sum, and we here show them counting their ill-gotten gains. THE UNIVERSITY PEN The Pen is the University literary magazine. It differs from the Humbug in that dirty cracks which the censor nabs in the Humbug, can be printed in the Pen with impunity. The reason, the high-brow circulation of the Page Three Hundred Forty-six Pen, is obvious. minded. High-brows are pure- WHO'S WHO In this section we will endeavor to point out to the gentle and enquiring reader just how, why, and what many of the campus notables, including the Scandinavian, got. We will start with ROLPH BOLIN Rolf, Ralf, or Rolfe, is noted for many things. He is an iconoclast and atheist. The former trick may be illustrated by his scoffing at a Friar, and the latter by his telling Werner Kiepe that there warn't no Santa Claus. KEITH MURDOCK Ex-head of the vigilance committee. That's enough dirt to sling about any one man. JIM FORCE What can we say of Jim whose first name is Ora? What indeed? If we remember correctly, Jim is secretary or something of Sigma Delta and is in charge of all their wild parties which are cancelled at the last moment. SWEET'S Salt Lake CHOCOLATES Always Appropiate lBsa |