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Show A very wise man once said: "My tastes are simple, I want only the best." Certainly a good idea for a man to have when he buys clothes To assure fit, style and individuality of fabric TAILORED-TO-ORDER CLOTHES are best You can duplicate a^uit-price any place but a P PIC E ^"UIT only one place John D. Owen 15 East First South "How did you get out of jail?" "By bookkeeping." Hozzat?" "Using the files." She: "What were you doing after the ao rl^Tit?" cquaintance -Pointer. cident?" He: "Scraping up an old acquaintance." -Pointer. "Now that you are separated, what's your wife going to get from you every week?" "Just what she sued me for-non-support." -"The Chocolate Dandies" in Judge. Gun: Do you believe in love at first sight? Gnat: Yes, and at every other opportunity. -Pointer. "What's the difference between a scotch-man and a canoe." "A canoe tips." -Puppet. "Last night I dreamed that I had died." What woke you up?" "The heat, of course." Judge: "Rastus, did they take you unawares?" Rastus: "Naw sir, but they taken nearly everything else." John: "If you wear that to the dance, you'll get pinched." Jean: "I don't care, so long as they don't go any further." -Rell. "Didn't I see you going down the street the other day with an apple in your hand?" "Quite so, old chap. I was going to call on the doctor's wife." -Octopus. Sambo: "Were you sick with the flu, Rastus?" Rastus: "Man, I wuz so sick that most every night I looked in the casualty list for my name." |