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Show American Linen Supply Co. We supply clean, sanitary towels, aprons, coats, table linen, etc., to schools, offices and business concerns. All Salt Lake City schools are using the famous American Continuous Towels and Cabinets, an invention by us, which is now being used all over the United States. American Linen Supply Co. 33 East 6th South President has not acted officially since 1922 when he kicked two students out of school for saying that the beauty contest, which the Dean of Women won, was not conducted fairly. It is here necessary to note that although the University is governed by the Dean of Women and President, it is run by Professor Harriman who is the motor that makes the wheels spin. THE PARK BUILDING The Park building is the most important building on the campus. It is a handsome marble and brick edifice and has some front steps up which no freshman may walk. But who wants to go upstairs? There are some juniors and seniors, who have been here for the past seven or eight years, who do not know the building has an upstairs. The aforesaid juniors and seniors camp in the basement where the royal Chi-0 sorority house is located. There Horace Evans may be seen daily, detailing in his inimitable style how much he didn't make on the 1925 Utoni-an because he wanted to put out a good book. Through the ingenuity of the architects, the Park building is equipped with windows on the outside in which fussing may be carried on during the warmer weather. In the very top of the Park building is located the library where one may obtain Baird's manual and read for oneself how the Phi Delt national property valuation is higher than that of any other fraternity. THE OTHER BUILDNGS To the west and north of the Park building is found the Physical Science building. Here fiendish cries may be heard coming from Prof. Taylor as he censors Jack Hanes' Page Three Hundred Forty-four Humbug. In this building, Doc Baldwin, the reason why so many engineers change to commerce, may also be seen. He will deliver his illustrated talk on "How it Feels to be a Beta and High Mogul of Theta Tau" upon request. A little to the East of the P. building lies the Liberal Arts building. Here Ben Turpin Paul hangs out. Ben is very kind to dumb animals and has never been known to flunk a frosh. Swinging farther around the circle we come to the Museum building, the habitat of Heinie Schneider. The name of the building is significant in this case. To the west of the Museum building lies the Industrial Education building. There is not much to say about this spot since Prof. Carrington left. THE STUDENT OFFICERS In the aforementioned basement of the a-forementioned Park building, the various student offices are located. The Utonian, Humbug, and A. S. U. U. all bunk together, il- Football, Basketball and Baseball charms Class Pins, Athletic Medals E. J. Leiff 113 So. Main St.-Up Stairs Salt Lake City, Utah |