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Show OUR NEW STORE AND WAREHOUSEMore Space and better Accommodations for a Larger and More Complete Stock ofTHIRD .SOUTHslssayers, Chemists,School and Laboratory SuppliesL_FIRST .SOUTHSECOND .SOUTHrOLD STOREPrompt DeliveryInd. Phone' 1963 Bell Phone 1963The DENVER FIRE CLAY CO.344-346 ECCLES AVENUE, SALT LAKE CITYC. S. Martin Coal Co. 2OO1pounds to theTONPHONES Office5 2 0 No. 47 South Main StreetINTER-MOUNTAIN ELECTRIC CO.OUR NEW STOREElectrical Supplies & Construction17-19 f TELEPHONES 354At a house party recently where the ladies did a great deal of fancy work and where they kept a white poodle an innocent person asked, "Who knit the dog?""What is the feminine for tailor," asked one of Prof. Stewart's followers. i"Dressmaker," answered a Training School boy.Medic (despairingly)-"Well, our author says that is Lizfrank's Tubercle."Prof. Lowrey-"I don't want the author-I want you."Medic-"Well, you've got me."Tommy went into the University Drug Store and bought a five-cent cigar. On lighting it he took precaution to put half a box of matches in his pocket. "Say, Mr. Walton," said "Ches," "next time you just bring your matches along and I'll give you a cigar."Mr. Hall (in school administration)-"Some girls after they become teachers waste their affection on the little children until its like a mass of honey, spreading everywhere."Miss R.-"Yes, and some of them waste it on big children."At the football rally Coach Bennion excused the boys by saying, "They are over eating in the lunch room." Prof. Lyman suggests that in view of the distant date of the next meal they cannot over-eat.Beverley asked some girls for a sure cure for love sickness. We advised her to try marriage. 219 Patronize Utonian Advertisers |