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Show WHY DIDN'T SOTHERN AND MARLOWE USE IT?Dynamite is rapidly superseding the dagger, and it is suggested the ''Julius Caesar" be readjusted so as to give Brutus a chance to hoist the old man with a bomb. Julius, sailing up into the flies in quarter sections and remarking, "Ef tu, Brute," would be unique and sensational.Never run after a girl nor a street car. be another along in a minute.There'llSin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.-Holmes.Curiosity is not the monopoly of sex.-Miller.Many a true word is spoken in jest.Some things are taken from you before you get them. Your portrait, for instance.Professor Reynolds (in English class, referring to Mr. Boyer's remarks on the choice of play for the U. D. C.-"I agree to a great extent with Mr. Boyer's criticism of Pinero, but this must be discounted- you know, all Mr. Boyer says must be taken with a grain of salt."A student solicitor remarks that the only advice gets from rich men is to "live within his income," whereas the difficulty he experiences is to live without an income.At one of the famous Tabernacle organ recitals a well-dressed lady remarked to a visiting friend, after a solo on the big organ: "That's all very well; but you just wait till they put on the vox populi."Crying babies at Dramatic Club performances are like good ideas; they should be carried out.ifili^^.^li;-^:^^^ ^iii: ]. :^^La^^^^BCHRONICLE OFFICEWhy is Ben in student body meeting like a whale? He often rises to spout.The lisping man can't believe in the girls because he takes every miss for a myth.TAKE WARNING, FELLOWS."Did you observe that woman?" said a gentleman to his companion, as a sharp-featured female swept haughtily by them. The friend nodded. "Well, I'm indebted to her for the chief happiness of my life." "Indeed; I can imagine the gratitude you feel toward her." "No, you can't; only her husband can do that. Ten years ago I proposed to her and she turned me down."Le Compte-"If we should look at this dog's lungs, what would we see?"Mattill-"The seat of his pants."Young Playwright-"Did you see my play last night, Roberts:Roberts-"Oh, yes."Young Playwright-"What do you think of changing it so that all the characters are killed in the last act."Roberts-"It would be a good idea, because if you don't kill them your next audience will."FOR INSOMNIA.Take Theodore Holt's remarkable metallurgical course. Testimonials from all the engineering bums will be sent upon request.You can't have the last word with Kenneth Williams unless you break the retorts he may have in the chemistry department.Arnoldson-Who speaks all languages? Freshie.-Echo.216 |
