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Show • ¦ Here They Are! Herm and Gusta As Kids M We have Augusta with her pets and Herm all alone. It will he different pretty soon. Just too cute for words! HI '•' •• - '¦.¦.'''¦¦'v: Will Ira Remember? Hop, ole man, despite the fact that you lost enough to make a pauper out of an ordinary student, despite the fait that you were prexy of the Hughes alliance, despite the fact that all your Democratic girl friends were off you for life, despite the fact that war wasn't precipitated a month sooner, despite the fact that your Republican conscience breathed "Hughes forever;" now aren't you, deep in that little heart you promised that L. D. S. hospital nurse, real deep down in that little hurdling bosom, man to man, aren't you glad that Woodrow Wilson is president of the United States? Aren't you? We knew you were! -o- Oh, yes, we had a lovely time at the Paradise dance. All the girls were dolled up like Eve in the Garden of Eden. -o-. This is what we think of the optimist: Last1 to register, first to quit, the way of a parrot and dull of wit, married at twenty and dead in a year, passion for drinking and taste for beer, short of pencil and long of cuff, gets by with "D- minus," but that's enough. -o- On the other hand, a pessimist: Get's by with the girls like the Kaiser, ¦with France, shows a '65 form in a '17 dance, wears no cuffs, rides no pony and grinds for an "A," and completes his existence on faculty pay. -o-i Faith-three weeks after my hair was clipped I needed a hair cut; but I didn't say anything and nobody noticed. Solved A great many theories are being and have been put forth in an attempt to solve the enigma of Herm's and Gusta's recent "overt act." We think we have found the solution. It's like this: Herm ¦went on a trip last summer into San Juan County where he became infatuated with the bridges. Now we see, don't we, why he decided to marry Augusta. Why College Men Leave Home If one would know why college men Forsake their home and knowledge, They may have been expelled from home Just as they were from college. Productive Lectures Lowry Allen on the "Life Cycle of a Cow." Les Goates on "How to Keep a Mob from Clipping a Singer's Hair. Herbert Braasch on "War." Bish Kay on "That Man Kasius." Bob Abbott on "Those Two Girls." Normon Parry on "D-----n the Sophs." Professor Twiss on "Noise." -o- She entered. She glanced around. The room. Strewn with paper. Chairs also. And some. Humanity. For William H. Not in.. Then. In a gentle. Pipeing voice. Miss Love. She proffered it. A dainty scented paper. Her latest. And best. Coolly. Accepted. "With hanks. No. No. Rejection slip. But "The Pen." Was not. For that kind of animals. And contained. It. Not. 282 fl-C X ¦ |