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Show MIRROR, according to Webster or whoever it was that edited that big book which is too heavy even for the Barristers, is "that which gives a true representation, or in which a true image may be seen." All right, Webster, so much for you. You agree with us. It is our purpose in this section, which is, of course, the superlative elite part of the book, to present the true condition of affairs. Now, the readers must realize that to present such a condition will require the deep imaginative power of a scintillating genius. ,So you may expect here the wierdest of dreams and imaginative experiences, but we insist that they are true. As long as we insist upon it and Webster agrees with us, what more is there to be said ? Here yau will find the campus classics, The Mirror might be called a balbucinating, babbling, bacchanalian brochure of bamboozling, backbiting buffoonry containing exuberant, exculpatory, exe-dent, exegetical excerpts from the prevaricating purveyors to the palpitating, plebian public. Without this classic your library will be as ante-diluvian as an Aggie football team. Get out your cozy chair or band wagon and join the procession! This department is NOT intended for the serious guy, the bird who smiles about as often as a century plant blooms and as though he'd been chewing a quince. Steer clear of the old satchel face. Being serious has sent more wolfs to the reason refinery than golf. The "deep stuff" quib is all wrong! He can't see comedy or anything foolish. He's all theories, analyzing and all that bunk. He's about as interesting and humorous as a time table. We want to put him in moth balls. We have no money, and the grip, toothache, rheumatism, corns, politics and other ills to make life unpleasant without hunting and doping things to make life miserable the way the serious guy does. Grin, students, grin! Don't be a hangnail. Wear a grin that will make the Grand Canyon look like a split hair. Remember the old saying: Grin and the world grins With you; Erown and you're an empty house. I 265 |